Monday, June 30, 2008

照片不要乱拍!

相信陈冠希的事件对爱玩自拍的人起了很大的教训吧。。
可是很不幸的。。在我的朋友圈里。。一些照片引起了误会!!
事情是这样的。。


话说,阿玉小姐(AhYook) 和 珍妮小姐(Jenny)
是很好的姐妹花。。一个叫铁花,一个叫屁股开花
阿玉喜欢上一个男生。。这件事只有铁花珍妮知道。。


她们常常一起讨论那个男生。。。
结果有一天。。就那么的突然。。那么的晴天又霹雳的。。
屁股开花阿玉在铁花珍妮的枕头套里发现三张照片。。

(为了不要让男方难堪。。因此照片动了手脚)


当屁股开花阿玉看到时。。
很伤心的。。很伤心的。。
然后多希望里面的是她不是珍妮
此刻。。
心中五味杂陈的屁股开花阿玉。。。。。。。。
你看。。她真得很生气



珍妮眼看情况不对。。便跟屁股开花阿玉说

一句都怪我太天真。。加装可爱。。
以为就能够一了百了
铁花珍妮真得太天真了。。


屁股开花阿玉无法原谅铁花。。决定单飞。。



建立一个友情是多么难的事。。
难道就为了一些不小心拍的合照。。从此断绝关系?
因此。。珍妮透过网络的威力。。
上传了这个影片。。要求和解。。
究竟是什么样的短片呢?
VCR...
video
就如片尾曲一样。。
it's too late to apologize....too late

不管怎样。。希望她们能和好如初!
加油!








*内容纯属虚构,如有雷同不管我的事

Sunday, June 29, 2008

爆笑心理测验

Paul: unbreakable.. says:
ask u some 心理测验
F for FILY says:
ooo
Paul: unbreakable.. says:
请用形容词来形容以下的东西
Paul: unbreakable.. says:

F for FILY says:
优雅
Paul: unbreakable.. says:

F for FILY says:
可爱
Paul: unbreakable.. says:
玻璃杯
F for FILY says:
透明的 ==

Paul: unbreakable.. says:
森林
F for FILY says:
空气很好
Paul: unbreakable.. says:
形容词。。
F for FILY says:
我是应你了哦
Paul: unbreakable.. says:
空气很好那里算是形容词?
F for FILY says:
森林 = 很大

Paul: unbreakable.. says:
炸到
F for FILY says:
森林 = 空气清新、很大、绿色的
Paul: unbreakable.. says:
那么荡秋千呢
F for FILY says:
看人家荡很爽、自己荡会很怕
Paul: unbreakable.. says:
成绩揭晓。。
Paul: unbreakable.. says:
猫是你的爱人-->优雅。。所以你是同性恋倾向的
F for FILY says:
关同性恋什么事?
F for FILY says:
我明明对母的没兴趣
Paul: unbreakable.. says:
狗是你自己--〉可爱。。我没话说。。不过可以加多一个装字在前面。。装可爱。。多适合你
F for FILY says:
多可爱的我
F for FILY says:
这测验真准

Paul: unbreakable.. says:
玻璃杯是你对爱情的想法--〉透明。。我不会解释
F for FILY says:
我明白耶
F for FILY says:
真的蛮准

Paul: unbreakable.. says:
森林是你对死亡的想法。。空气清新、很大、绿色的
。。。你看得很开。。
F for FILY says:
嗯,确实

Paul: unbreakable.. says:
荡秋千是你对于第一次和你的爱人爱爱的感觉--〉看人家荡很爽、自己荡会很怕。。。白话一点就是看人家做很爽、自己做会很怕
Paul: unbreakable.. says:
哈哈哈哈哈
F for FILY says:

Paul: unbreakable.. says:
这个事我看过最好笑的答案
F for FILY says:
笑死
F for FILY says:
我也觉得很好笑




##有偷笑得就乖乖留言!!哈哈哈

Saturday, June 28, 2008

WANTED: Herbal dessert!

I just went to watch an action movie v JH couple, n gordon..
Since this movie just released few days..
so..about the story..sry..i cant tell u more!!..
If u wan to know how nice the show,
pls go to buy ticket n support original movie!!

A lot of Action, fantastic car chase ..and blood...

n I feel painful during the show..

Every shoot of bullet seems like hitting me.

It was a very great sound effect ..

By the way, Helen was sit beside me..

wat i cant stand is her sound pollution..

shout n scare other .....

Keep on disturbing me...haha




This review not as formal movie review..haha
Only wan to tease somebody...for eg-->helen koh!!
They always tease me n make me xia shui during yum cha time..

Now is the time for me to stab them..not stab at all lah..
Just something like revenge..haha..


Wesley: Hand up..u r be wanted..
Gordon: Tiu u ah..u better dun lan si..
n dun be pattern gao gao
Wesley: Shut up..fella..Dun u believe I will shot ur head!! I tell u .....I will....
Gordon: Shoot ur head lah..shoot..tiu u ..Walao! Wat wrong v u oh.I.... only eat a bowl of kuai lin go (Herbal dessert) oso cannot meh.....haiz...or ....U wan izzit?
Wesley: .........how much ?
Gordon: Very cheap only lah..brother..i treat u ..
Wesley:.....Does this wat 'kuai lin' has any side effect not?
Gordon: Never try Never know..After tried..
Everyday need a bowl of kuai lin go!!
Wesley: ...yeah..kuai lin go!
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JIM...

Paiseh...this fella only ''Provisional actor''(Translated by google, a.k.a. 'k leh fe')








## pls dun be feel hesitate just drop me a comment..cos this is my third blog that write in english ..thx for suppor!!

Friday, June 27, 2008

I'm king of Egg Tart!

Tuesday i went to Pavilion together v Jim them..
when we are no idea for our high tea..we reached the food court
walk n walk..still not idea with it..
some restaurant consider as high end...not very suit for high tea actually..hihi
and oso limited pocket money..
haha!!
Finally, we decide to buy some dessert n hv our high tea at pavilion food court..
i saw a lot of flavor egg tarts display at John King Tarts store..
i'm tart ''fans''...
when u bite ..u can feel the
crispy mouth taste +
hot n juicy egg pudding..
Hmm..
hmmm.....
Hmm..

how nice...
(y egg tart dun hv home delivery service ..
Egg Tart i miss u now....)

So i bought two different flavor tarts for my high tea


one is white tart (something like milk+egg) with cookies tart ''skin''(RM1.70) (Left)
one is original flavor with pastry tart skin..(RM1.60)(Right)
the taste..i dun think is delicious..






cos the most tastiest tart i ate be4 is at Malacca ..a restaurant that sell bird nest egg tart, near by red house which call ''永yong安an'' at corner side.
By the way, Each tart without bird nest=RM4
Egg tart with bird nest=RM4..


which one more worst?haha the taste is really X 10000 delicious...crispier n tastier!!

So next time when u plan to go Malacca...u should go to try the egg tart...
not only go for the Chicken rice or satay culuk..















Bird Nest Egg Tart is another new dessert that Leng zai Paul recommend for u!!

Monday, June 23, 2008

搞笑的中文发音




这位先生叫 很狗的gordon
他来自古城。。
他说他是可爱type的!!
<--你看,可爱吗? 笑到''几''灿烂一下的喔!! 另一个专长 就是。。登登登登 他拥有独特的中文发音。。 有''几''多独特呢?。。 自己判断吧。。



case 1 '吃面'
有一天,我们在聊天
gordon:''那个谁说我吃面很好看,炸到咯''
我们不懂谁回答:''吃面?我吃饭也很好看!''
gordon:''我不是说吃面啦。。我讲的是吃..面啦。。丢你呀''(然后摆个侧面的样子)
原来他说得''吃面''。。就是''侧面''
也是给他boom到咯

case 2 ''''所,''''饭
gordon:''你们要去哪里饭?。。我去所先!''
你们:''吃饭啦。。饭咯!所?哈哈哈.."
gordon:''随便啦。。丢你呀!''
永远搞不懂的两个发音。。可怜的人。'厕'饭也被笑

case 3 ''''书 解''''
gordon:''hey,你们''了吗?我不会咧,跟我解''一下''
你们:''''?''什么?''
gordon:''aiyo,''书啦!丢你呀''
原来是''读''书和解''释''
很old generation 的发音。。哈哈

case 4 ''''鸡
有一次我们办bbq..前一晚请了这位师傅帮我们一个大忙!!
gordon:''哈哈。。看令伯表演''''鸡,不是每个人都会''''到好''''的,
要有skill的。。''
当然啦。。谁会''''鸡oh?..haha
我们只会腌鸡!!哈哈

case 5''不要色色的''
gordon:''老板,我要福建面一盘,不要炒到色色(湿湿)的咯!'' 哈哈。。
那个only 50steps still wan to laugh 100 steps 的 jim一直狂笑。。
想一想为什么不说要炒干一点。。不是更好吗?
福建面也能炒到变色色。。你也几够力一下的咯。。

笑一笑就好。。
笑太多的话。。他又要丢人家了!!


**注释:丢你呀--此词过于庸俗,不便解色!(他的口头禅)




笑笑笑笑够了就留一下comment!!谢谢你!

Kung Fu Panda

Wednesday no class...then wat can i do n spend my
''leisure'' time?
i'm half zai nan..so i can stay at my vip room whole day..
n no basket ball..badminton...very hot..haha
but..when there are two bachelors wat can they do leh?
Gaming
Lim teh
Clubbing...
all r 'night activities'
cannot do when got sun..
(very paiseh..some sentences r too chinese...forgive me..first time use en-ge-li-shi
i will keep on improving my en-ge-li-shi)


so no choice...We only can go to cinema n support original movie...
we r high educated , so we know the intellectual property rights,
no more pirated dvd..haha



'Guys are always prefer action movie''...no doubt..
but..no much action movie showing on cinema..
So...Kung Fu Panda..is the best choice...haha
by d way..frends around me are keep on promoting Kung Fu Panda ,
finally , can go to watch this movie...how excited u know?...
i wait until my ''neck become longer n longer''(pronouce in cantonese tang dou geng dou cheong loh!!)...haha
thank u big doggie gordon!! (still owe him two movie show..sigh)
haha

This movie is very meaningful n damn....funny!
i still remember panda's father told him'' there are no secret ingredient,
when u believe it's special..then it's special...''
U r who u r..a lot implication inside the movie..
it's quite interesting movie....
So..next time when there are only u n another batang..
go to cinema watch movie..n oso can support the Original Movie!!
haha

**if tgv or gsc wan to hire endoser or endosers..find me lah!!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

广告篇

上个学期的作业。。
收集了一些朋友的作品。。

video

我是这广告的导演。。录像机不好。
不管我技术的问题。。哈哈哈 当然演员就是--〉很狗的gordon


video

这广告我负责帮他们剪接。。说到好像很专业酱。。哈哈

很浪漫的一则广告。。我蛮喜欢的一个作品。。

演员阵容=yeeyong n richard!

模仿show


这次模仿的角色是一位小人物。。
她是我大学的朋友,叫ahyook..
就是旁边这位。。
还不错吧?可是..
为什么要模仿她呢?
因为。。想不到理由。
就是觉得她乘坐云霄飞车时,
那个表情是史无前例的夸张。。
多夸张。。看看影片吧!!

参与的演员阵容有-我饰演ahyook..
boo,chiew n jieh饰演他们自己

video

我觉得。。我很牺牲。。
博君一笑。。不要见怪。。
其实我样子很好看的。。哈哈哈
谢谢观赏。。

Stupid Show

the green colour polo tee is my best friend -->gordon!
he likes to act some stupid stuff..
how stupid he is..watch the video clip n judge by urself..hehehe
the lady is our 'brother'--ah long also call karine..how ladies name..

video

很无聊是不是。。haha

不过他是很棒的朋友

不然也不会牺牲自己的色相。。。

扮到那么丑。。。

哈哈哈

谢谢观赏。

My first time...

video

这是我第一部广告。。

虽然只是作业。。不过撇开一些技术问题。。

是一个不错的广告。。。谢谢观赏

Monday, June 16, 2008

初次见面

这是我第一次用blogspot..
我会开始慢慢的和它培养感情。。哈哈